My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Randomize
