pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He did a backflip because drugs
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