shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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