I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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