You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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