that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
i would one night stand the shit outta him
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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