Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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