You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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