Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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