Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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