I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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