But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
