Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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