Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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