i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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