All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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