I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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