wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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