people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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