I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
handjob tips. give me some.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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