He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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