Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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