I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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