people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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