If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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