I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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