birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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