I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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