She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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