He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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