whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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