Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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