why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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