Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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