Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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