I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
being pregnant is like rehab
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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