you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I haven't been this sober since birth.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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