if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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