You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Enjoy the penises
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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