Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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