I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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