Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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