ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
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