My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
home. puking in laundry basket.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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