i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
they're like a gay fantastic four
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Randomize
