i already hear my dad disowning me
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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