I want to stick my p in your. b.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize