Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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