Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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