his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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