You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Alive.
So much puke
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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