Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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