Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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