Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I wish life had little blips of pornography
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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