And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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