is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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