Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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