Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
cat food counts as protein by the way
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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